THE ELEVATOR

GOING UP

Uniform behavior

I, too, like UNLVÕs new basketball

uniforms. But as for resembling

the gear the Rebels wore

during the programÕs glory years,

sorry, IÕm not seeinÕ it. For starters,

the jerseys worn by the 1990

NCAA championship team said

ÒREBELSÓ on front, not ÒUNLV.Ó

Nike can talk all it wants about

how eliminating nine inches of

jersey fabric is going to make

the Rebels run faster and jump

higher. But if UNLV could recruit

another guy like Larry Johnson,

they could play in burlap bags

and it wouldnÕt matter.

Local locos

Speaking of uniforms, I loved

the train engineer get-ups those

four guys in the front row wore

Wednesday to the Locomotives

vs. Florida Tuskers UFL game

at Sam Boyd Stadium . If they

can talk about 25,000 of their

pals into doing the same, the

Locomotives might even stay on

the track a little while longer.

Cowboy up

You remember the supposedly

wretched Wyoming football

team that has a new coach and

was predicted to fi nish somewhere

south of The r mopolis in

the Mountain West standings

this season? Well, the Cowboys

have won four games this year

— as many as UNLV won in Mike

SanfordÕs fi rst two years

GOING DOWN

Welcome to his nightmare

The inclusion of Alice Cooper

notwithstanding, the quality and

quantity of celebrities playing

golf in the Justin Timberlake

Shriners Hospitals for Children

Open is still lacking. HereÕs who

might have been available if the

organizers had only bothered to

stroll up and down the Strip this

week: Bob Dylan, Rita Rudner,

Frank Caliendo, Lance Burton,

Blue Man Group, Louie Anderson,

Jay Leno, Penn & Teller, Gordie

Brown, Terry Fator, Donny &

Marie, Carrot Top, Engelbert

Humperdink, Moby, Zowie or

Bowie and Big Elvis. This doesnÕt

have to be rocket science, especially

when itÕs for a good cause.

Dealing with adversity

Junie Browning , the mixed

martial arts fi ghter, apologized for

his arrest and apparent suicide

attempt last week, which apparently

touched UFC President

Dana White so profoundly that

he cut Browning the very next

day. This sort of reminds me of

the way Major League Baseball

treated Steve Howe, the former

relief pitcher who battled drug

addiction for most of his career,

if you take away the six or seven

second chances.

Speak no ÒMoÓ

Shortly after the Locomotives

were nearly booed out of their

own back yard, commissioner

Michael Huyghue announced

the Las Vegas UFLs will play

their Nov. 20 game against the

New York Sentinels at Sam Boyd

Stadium instead of an Original

TommyÕs Hamburgers parking lot

in Los Angeles because ÒWe just

thought it was important to capitalize

on the fact that we have

some momentum building here.Ó

WednesdayÕs announced crowd

was 12,160. Last ThursdayÕs

announced crowd was 14,209.

Feel the momentum.

Ron Kantowski can be reached at 259-4088 or at ron@lasvegassun.com.