THE ELEVATOR

GOING UP

Chopper and Pals

Sounds like an old Saturday

morning cartoon, doesnÕt it?

When Steve ÒChopperÓ Jones and

freshmen Anthony Marshall and

Justin Hawkins checked into the

game in the second half against

Nevada-Reno on Wednesday

night, UNLV trailed by 12 points.

When they went back to the end

of the bench, the Rebels led by

seven. Heavens to Murgatroyd ,

Snagglepuss!

Lon Kruger

There arenÕt a lot of coaches

willing to yank three starters from

a game that was in danger of

getting away — a game against a

bitter in-state rival, by the way —

and replace them with a walk-on

and two freshman substitutes to

prove a point and/or shake things

up. There isnÕt a button Kruger

isnÕt willing to push, and thatÕs

one of the things that makes him

such a good coach. Another is he

doesnÕt make excuses or throw

his players under the Greyhound

when they donÕt guard the perimeter

or arenÕt hitting their 3Õs.

Mike Sanford

On the day after he was fi red,

the UNLV football coach minced

no words in pointing out what

was wrong with the UNLV football

program off the fi eld, item

by lack - of - commitment item.

Whereas his superiors will be giving

him a lovely parting gift — a

nice buyout and his usual spot

on the sidelines in the season

fi nale against San Diego State

— Sanford basically told them

to take the home version of the

game of ÒConcentrationÓ and put

it where the Sun Bowl doesnÕt

shine.

GOING DOWN

Mike Sanford

If he had only pointed out

what was wrong with the UNLV

football program item by lack - of -

commitment item before he was

fi red, it wouldnÕt have come off

as bunches and bunches of sour

grapes. HereÕs a little whine for

my 4-7 cheese.

This yearÕs Fight of the Century

If you paid the $54.99 ransom

for the Pacquiao-Cotto fi ght, you

probably now think spending the

night tied up in the trunk of a car

was the better option. But give

Cotto credit. He almost went the

distance against a great fi ghter

and he didnÕt drink his own urine

on HBOÕs 24-7, which is more

than you can say for Juan Manuel

Marquez before his fi rst against

Floyd Mayweather Jr .

Press agents who mean well

A news release that called

Green ValleyÕs Chad Hermansen

a Òretired MLB superstarÓ was

partly right, as the inability to hit

a curveball has forced the former

Pittsburgh PiratesÕ fi rst-round

draft pick into early retirement.

But to refer to a guy who hit

.195 over parts of six big league

seasons a superstar is a bit of a

stretch, even if he is one of ours.

Anyway, heÕs still a much better

player than this elevator operator

ever was, and heÕll be speaking

about college recruiting at Palo

Verde High School at 1:30 p.m.

Tuesday.

Ron Kantowski can be reached at 259-4088 or at ron@lasvegassun.com. Read his blog, ÒNow and Then,Ó at lasvegassun.com/nowandthen.